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NEIGHBOURHOOD SEX?. ?THE TALE OF A
PRIVATE LESSON TEACHER?. PART 1
Passing out parade has come and gone, I will
definitely miss my
friends, my PPA, my environment in ota, a lot of
thoughts were
running through my mind as I was packing and
arranging my
loads. I begin to ask myself, ?after service year
then what next??.
I had tried to apply for jobs during my service
year but I couldn?t
get a befitting job. My friends that were born
with
a silver spoon
had jobs waiting for them at home,
?Which kind wahala be this??, I picked my bag,
board a bus to
akure.
On getting home, my family and neighbours
welcomed me, it was
as if a white man came on a visit. People are
asking me
questions, some were greeting, some were asking
for what I
brought.
As days rolled by, I begin to search for what to
do, I moved round
the town to see if I could get a job somewhere.
One day while I was passing by on the 3rd
street,
I saw a woman
coming out of a mighty duplex, the house was
painted white,.
She was pasting a notice on her gate as I was
passing by. I
moved closer to see the what she was pasting,
and on it I saw ?
A home lesson teacher wanted URGENTLY?.
Chaiii, I ignored at first and moved on. After
walking about 8
steps. I stopped and think.
***** why I go refuse this job na?, dem be rich
people ooo, so
dem fit pay.*****, I stopped thinking, I went back
the house, I
knocked on the gate and the gateman ushered
me
in.
the gateman took me to the the door entrance,
called out the
woman and left,
ME: good afternoon ma
MADAM: good afternoon young man, how can I
help you?
ME: I saw you pasting a notice the other time
and I
decided to
apply.
MADAM: you mean the home tutor job?
ME: Yes
MADAM: hope u passed your WAEC? And how
was the result?.
ME: *****smiled*****, yes man I do.
MADAM: but I will prefer a graduate because my
first daughter
wants to write jamb and post jamb, so a
graduate
will do better,
ME: *****i looked at myself and thought, ?chaiiii,
small stature na
bad thing oooo, se I no look like graduate
ni??*****
smiled, I?m a
graduate ma.
MADAM: really?, oooohh, pls I am so sorry for
the
embarrassment, so sorry please, u look very
young, please come
in please.
************she ushered me into the living
room************
The interior of the room is a nice one, a colourful
design and
furnitures. I sat on the chair and she sat down
opposite to me.
MADAM: I?m sorry for the other time
ME: its not a problem ma
MaDAM: which state are you from?
ME: edo
MADAM: how old are you.
ME: ****felt embarrassed*** 23
MADAM: 23? Then what age did you graduate?
ME: 21 Ma
MADAM: ***smiled*** u must be a genius, I like
that. So let?s get
to business. My first daughter janet is 19, she
failed her last
jamb attempt, so she is writing another one, so
u
will teach her
physics, chemistry and math, less I forget.
What?s
your course?
ME: chemistry Ma
MaDAM: then you should be able to do well then,
ME: ok ma, ***i looked at the photo on the wall
directly in front of
me, its of a very pretty young lady, she is fair
and
has a big
burst. This must be janet, ?chaiiiii, omo see
bobby****
MADAM: I also have a son, 12 in jss3, u will be
teaching him
mathematics.
Me: ok ma.
MADAM: ********called someone by the name
?sikira?. Sikira!!! ,
bring a bottle of coke for me with a glass
cup******
A young girl appeared from the kitchen, her
dressing shows that
she must be the house maid. She is fair too but
not up to janet,
she must be in her early 20?s I guess, she has
this
local inbuilt
beauty, a nice dimple and a an average sized
bosoms. She
served the coke and turned back. Chaiiiiiiii, omo
see a$$$$$$.
Its that type of mercy johnson?s. I sipped the
coke
and continues
the discussion.
MADAM: that is my house maid, no tempt her
with
your fine boy
look oooooo,
ME: ok ma.
Madam: just kidding. So how much are you
charging me?
ME: *****thought for a while, viewed the look of
the
house, the
cars I saw outside***** 30k ma.
MADAM: heeeeeeeee, when I?m not employing
you
to train her for
cambridge. I will pay you 20k per month for the
2
children.
ME: ok ma
MADAM: let me give you a little rule. Don?t go
beyond academics
with my daughter, I think you understand what I
meant?. If you
do, I will send hired killer to kill you
ME: ok ma, *******so this woman is only
concerned
about her
daughter?s yansh, what about sikira?*****. Sorry
ma, can I ask a
question?
Madam: go ahead.
ME: please are the children around?! I want to
introduce myself
to them****for my mind, I wan see how janet
looks
like in
reality****.
MaDAM: janet went to a friend?s birthday party,
gideon my son is
sleeping inside. Maybe when you resume lesson,
you will know
them
ME: thanks ma. One more thing please, I wish to
meet daddy
too.
MADAM: laughs, daddy is not in nigeria,.
Me: ok ma, let me take my leave, I will resume
on
monday.
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watch out for part 2